I like music, movies, and tv shows but I hate people.
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hipsterquetzal:

cassbones:

inspookableassghosts:

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game


Fuck yeah - I’m down with this arrangement. I get unlimited Money, and that one charity gets money, AND THAT OTHER CHARITY GETS MONEY, AND THIS ONE CHARITY FOR KIDS GETS MONEY, AND THAT CHARITY FOR THE ADVANCEMENT OF RESEARCH INTO SOME DISEASE WE NEED ERADICATED GETS MONEY, FUCK YES, LET’S DO THIS.SO GIVE ME MY UNLIMITED MONEY SO WE CAN DO SHIT TO HELP PEOPLE’S LIVES.

hipsterquetzal:

cassbones:

inspookableassghosts:

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game

Fuck yeah - I’m down with this arrangement. I get unlimited Money, and that one charity gets money, AND THAT OTHER CHARITY GETS MONEY, AND THIS ONE CHARITY FOR KIDS GETS MONEY, AND THAT CHARITY FOR THE ADVANCEMENT OF RESEARCH INTO SOME DISEASE WE NEED ERADICATED GETS MONEY, FUCK YES, LET’S DO THIS.

SO GIVE ME MY UNLIMITED MONEY SO WE CAN DO SHIT TO HELP PEOPLE’S LIVES.

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

w-i-n-t-e-r-s-o-l-d-i-e-r:

search-the-castle:

ladiesloveloki:

nervous-crossbow:

yeahseeimclever:

spermjackiavelli:

miss-nerdgasmz:

modifiedmermaid:

freemindst/55512133390”>freemindquote>
swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. Screw this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

Whoever wrote this needs to be punched. A lot.

Oh no 27. I’m 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world.

#that article is awful #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn

I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.

Most people get cellulite and stretch marks around 15. Literally because Puberty.

She looks hot, okay? Besides, maybe he’s just attracted to her personality GASP

A friend of mine was telling me about a conversation that she had with her boyfriend.  It went something like this:
"BF: Would you be upset if I left you for Scarlett Johansson?"
"My Friend: *looks BF dead in the eye* I would leave YOUfor Scarlett Johansson.”
And you know what….I agree 100000%.

It is an indisputable scientific fact that 99.999999% of the world population would leave their significant other for Scarlett Johansson. The sole exception to this is Scarlett Johansson, who, of course, already has herself.

w-i-n-t-e-r-s-o-l-d-i-e-r:

search-the-castle:

ladiesloveloki:

nervous-crossbow:

yeahseeimclever:

spermjackiavelli:

miss-nerdgasmz:

modifiedmermaid:

freemindst/55512133390”>freemindquote>

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. 
Screw this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

Whoever wrote this needs to be punched. A lot.

Oh no 27. I’m 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world.

#that article is awful #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn

I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.

Most people get cellulite and stretch marks around 15. Literally because Puberty.

She looks hot, okay? Besides, maybe he’s just attracted to her personality GASP

A friend of mine was telling me about a conversation that she had with her boyfriend.  It went something like this:

"BF: Would you be upset if I left you for Scarlett Johansson?"

"My Friend: *looks BF dead in the eye* would leave YOUfor Scarlett Johansson.”

And you know what….I agree 100000%.

It is an indisputable scientific fact that 99.999999% of the world population would leave their significant other for Scarlett Johansson. The sole exception to this is Scarlett Johansson, who, of course, already has herself.